Captain LoveWater
Written by the old man himself
Never eat cheese balls and drink something orange.
Number Twelve at Nine’s not a good place to stop!
Don’t ever sip punch when you’re stuck in Guyana.
And Delilah takes way too much off the top!
And Captain LoveWater has a hair full of head.
And Captain LoveWater just wrote what you read!
Never play drums if your first name is Jim.
Don’t set out to swim the complete Euphrates.
Like, don’t ever eat a ham sandwich in bed.
And don’t take apples from little old ladies!
Never eat hash with a guy named Stew.
Don’t run with a Kenyan save that if he’s gimpy.
Never throw down with a boy named Sue.
And Terry will tell ya that the water gun’s empty!
Never draw dogs with a guy named Charles.
Never watch movies with a guy named Pause-It.
Never eat salad with someone called Karen
Cause she’s just gonna throw it all up in the closet.
Don’t sit in a Cessna with a cat dubbed Otis.
Don’t ever say, “Man, it can’t get any worse!”
Pecan Trees’ll kill ya like James in Paris.
And Captain LoveWater will trill you some verse.
And Captain LoveWater has a hair full of head.
And Captain LoveWater just wrote what you read!
Jon I-Am-Captain-LoveWater Slone
This writing is very clever and very well thought out...Who is that in the picture...and I hope that everyone knows all your references. some are a little cold....I like eating ham sandwiches in bed....and I have to say, if I don't make another commment that gimpy and empty was just sheer genius....I liked this rendering better....I had a light laugh and a smile on my face most of the time....mom
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