Lemon Lime Quiche and Meatball Soda

Lemon Lime Quiche and Meatball Soda
By Jon Slone









There once was a horse named Melancholy Mass.
And all day long he ate nothing but grass!
He chewed and he swallowed the same lookin’ stuff.
Blades and blades of Gribble Green Fluff.

Brown ones and round ones
And lousy leaf lean ones.
And thin ones and thick ones
And really, really green ones!

Blades for breakfast
And blades for lunch.
And more blades for supper
With Gribble blade punch!

Grass! Grass!
Nothin’ but GRASS!
I’m sick of this GRASS said Melancholy Mass!

LEMON LIME QUICHE AND MEATBALL SODA!
Served in a diner in South North Dakota.
Thought Melancholy Mass
Now that sounds yummy!
With Fresh Potato Cakes and some honey in my tummy!

And a BuffyBacon Burger and a Carrot Cake too!
And some Deep-Fried Chocolate with Funnel Cake Stew!
Now that would be scrumptious with Soda in my glass.
Eatin’ LEMON LIME QUICHE
Instead of Brown Grass!

A Fish and Chips platter
Some Tangerine Cheese.
A Grapefruit Spritzer
A Peanut Butter Freeze.
Some White Chicken Chili
And Pumpkin MapleMoss.
With Bubblegum Omelets
In Worcestershire sauce!

How tasty that sounds
Yum YumpleDum Stuff!
Yet here I sit stuck
Eatin’ Gribble Green Fluff!

Of course,
If you drive down Interstate 5.
And look for the house of Cucumber Clive.
Right to your left through FoggyDog Pass.
You might see a horse that stopped eatin’ Grass.

And if’in you see him
Stop in and say hi.
And bring me some Brisket and Sloppy Joe Pie!

Of course if you’re ever in South North Dakota.
Then LEMON LIME QUICHE AND MEATBALL SODA!





Jon Secretariat Slone