Chicago's the greatest

Chicago's the greatest

Friday, January 20, 2012

Water Closet

By Jon Slone

I didn’t know whether I should hang up my coat.
Or get in the tub with my bubbles and boat.

Or poop on the pumps.
Or pee on the seat.
Or knock off the dirt from a crusty-old cleat.

Or try on some hats.
Or feel for the floss.
Or play with that thing that they use for lacrosse.

Was I in the bathroom or one of the closets?
A really good question when making deposits.

Jon Read-Share-Love Slone

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