Saturday, December 4, 2010
Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!
Wonder Twin powers, Activate
By Jon Slone
Do you guys remember the Wonder Twins? What was up with that? They would hit fists with one another and say, "Wonder twin powers, activate!"
Then the girl would turn into a gorilla or a Lamborghini or something super important to the mission. And the guy would, "Form a bucket of water!"
A bucket of water?
That was the best he could do?
I mean, what about a bucket of acid? Or a bucket of those cookies you get at a chinese resturant? Or maybe a bucket of horse apples or those paper pieces that they throw on you at a Harlem Globetrotter's basketball game?
Wow, imagine Zan at Show and Tell!
"Hey kids, I can turn into a bucket of water! Wanna see me do it?"
"I revel in my Nothingness!"
Press on, Pray on, Preach on!
Jon BigHElittleme Slone